the joys of pregnancy

picture from sindyshops.com

i love this picture! how glamorous is Sindy? if only i felt this way today. some women love to be pregnant, i think i am definately NOT one of these, well i am some days......

Congratulations you are pregnant!!!

 here are some things you (me) may not like about it:

1. every morning begins with a quick dash to the loo to bring up breakfast

2. your wardrobe no  longer fits

3. oh aching breasts

4.oh even more aching nipples

5. itching skin as it starts to S T R E T C H

6. no brain,  cannot hold a decent conversation

7. sciatic pain in butt

8. can't sleep due to large bump in the way

9. kankles appear around 5pm

10. indigestion from water!

11.  waddle like a duck

12.  always hungry but nothing ever tastes good

13. no champagne or sushi

14. constipation

15. fork lift needed to get off the couch

16. ok so i could keep going..............

the count down for me is now at 16 weeks to go & yes i know its a very long way a way and all my  non- joys are only going to get worse. i'm crossing my fingers for a

 " i love pregnancy" list soon.